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May 16 @ 7:06pm

Probably the worst idea. Ever.

SUPERPAPA says:: OUCH! and I really wish you had some overly large novelty ears on. Once again, superb job.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:08pm - ∞

Simcoe County Chopper says:: Ow ow owwwwwwww
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:09pm - ∞

mrcolonel says:: take them off!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:12pm - ∞

Elusiveradio says:: you just got hung out to dry
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:13pm - ∞

theAwesomebot says:: what in the world....
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:16pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: I like giant versions of normal things. They make me feel tiny small.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:18pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: You look tiny small.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:18pm - ∞

carynorton says:: GAHHHHHH
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:19pm - ∞

Aliciarosie says:: yikes!!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:20pm - ∞

GrapeS says:: ouch
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:24pm - ∞

Hodges says:: Yeah I bet that hurt!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:25pm - ∞

B. Michael Underhill says:: goliath's clothes pins.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:28pm - ∞

jbarr says:: the pains we go thru for fashion.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:29pm - ∞

Mackle says:: i imagine this is what people with those giant spacers feel like all the time.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:37pm - ∞

zackle says:: Old man ears acceleration process.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:42pm - ∞

Dannz says:: Hahaha wow ! It remembers me of something not really related, but CLAME for "My Beard Hurts!" by Zach Galifianakis.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 7:48pm - ∞

specialshoes says:: Dude, so rad! Are you going to that dubstep show at the warehouse later?
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:07pm - ∞

Andrew says:: yeah like, sigh. clame.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:08pm - ∞

mooka says:: that smarts!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:14pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: didnt know they made those in that size.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:24pm - ∞

kimmie says:: Your head is either teeny or those are some big ass clothes pins.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:39pm - ∞

Eric says:: And on top of everything, the giant can't hang up his socks to dry.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:43pm - ∞

thousand says:: Do your ears hang low now?
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:44pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: …… i pretty sure I can think of another one thats worse
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 8:53pm - ∞

MrsPip says:: I've told you before, that's not what these are even for!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:15pm - ∞

jmathias says:: awesome, please tell me where to buy some of those.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:16pm - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: big clip pip
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 10:07pm - ∞

Vanbert says:: At least it's not your nipples
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 10:14pm - ∞

HatM says:: Haha very good! Where can you find those? I need some for my washing up.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 10:45pm - ∞

Shablazm says:: Haha, owey!
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 11:18pm - ∞

saywhatski says:: Tug
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 11:21pm - ∞

Ace says:: clip on earrings huh? maybe you should get pierced for realz if you gonna be wearing those kinds of bling, you know what im sayin?
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 1:17am - ∞

teenagerobot says:: for some reason that face reminds me of my brother-in-law. weird.
he has a moustache of course.

and giant clothespins for ears, maybe that's it.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 1:31am - ∞

Maggie says:: oooh where did you find thooooose? *want*
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 4:54am - ∞

Jason says:: do not want.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 5:07am - ∞

Pip says:: HatM Maggie We got them on sale at Pottery Barn a couple years ago. They have holes in the back so you can hang them on a nail. I used them once before here [CLAME].
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 9:36am - ∞

pseudonymous says:: This is fuh-mazing.
Posted: May 17th, 2011 - 10:34pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Wow I missed the heck out of this first time around
Posted: May 26th, 2011 - 7:35pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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