A feeling of horror came over him; he had lost the bet. Despite how much he "knew" he could do it, he just couldn't fit the entire golf ball in his mouth. He didn't know if it was on account of his genetically small lips, the inflexibility of his pallet--or the small case of lockjaw he had acquired from the lime disease he acquired the previous fall when he slept in the McFiggerson's field and was bitten by a deer tick. He knew now, he would have to pay up; and it was finally sinking in, he had to give up his entire collection of polka dot ties. Unbeknownst to his adversaries, though, he had already made the decision to switch over to paisley patterns, for the time being.
A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as "pipes." Not to be confused with the "fu manchu" which is grown long from the upper lip only-- the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.
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