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  • May 18 @ 6:55am
After a 5 year absence, PA Jakey returns to the mound... That two-seam fastball feels good on the fingertips. It's been too long, old friend.

I took some creative liberties. I beg your pardon.

Comments

Hodges says:
Nothing wrong with that neighbor!
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 6:57am - ∞
The Straub says:
What's your at bat song?
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 7:02am - ∞
PA Jakey says:
Unfortunately, here in the American League, pitchers don't hit. But if I did, it would be "Donald Where's Yer Troosers?" by Enter the Haggis. Here's hoping for a trade to the NL.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 7:19am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
I'm pretty sure that if tried my absolute very hardest, I could hit that pitch all the way back the the home plate umpire. It would be awesome.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 7:59am - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
Looks like you've been doing some base sliding.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 8:51am - ∞
Chalkdog says:
This is really a great shot. The action is caught beautifully, and other players really give it depth. 5!
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 9:04am - ∞
PA Jakey says:
CLAME for my hero.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 9:21am - ∞
Eric says:
I don't see creative liberties, I see a man who finally perfected the science of cloning.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 9:41am - ∞
justjamey says:
I miss CreativeLiberty.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 12:12pm - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
Noice!
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 12:56pm - ∞
wondermade says:
I need to play more ball.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 5:31pm - ∞
Drewgon says:
Oh the good ole days
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 7:31pm - ∞
Easy Rider says:
I LOVE your team's uniforms!
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 8:12pm - ∞
Dok.Crush says:
You're a whole team, wrapped up in one man.
Posted: May 18th, 2011 - 9:17pm - ∞
TheDespot says:
nice form.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 8:31am - ∞
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Team Horseshoe
PA Jakey is a member of
Team Horseshoe

A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as "pipes." Not to be confused with the "fu manchu" which is grown long from the upper lip only-- the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.

Team Horseshoe is: chaddo, chefstache, chris, Crumb4life, Drewgon, eightface, Gigstache, Grower&Shower, headstasche, Magnum, MaximoMoustacheWill, Mr. Mystery, MustacheMike, Mycousinvinny, PA Jakey, reBANGA?!, Rookiestache, Scrivener, Simcoe County Chopper, SvenStachin, thecontinuumtransfunctioner, TheStride

Age:
25
Location:
The heart of Amish country, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania
About:
Happiness for your face.
This has become an obsession... I need to eat something.
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