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May 02 @ 9:20pm

kittenstache.

hale says:: This didn't come out quite as I had envisioned it, but Steve and Dewey weren't cooperating.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:21pm - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: Dude.. seriously cute.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:21pm - ∞

malphrus says:: one million. yes, i said one million.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:22pm - ∞

Justie Just says:: MAKE 'EM FIGHT!!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:22pm - ∞

cody says:: But I know it felt awesome. A lil' kitten cleanse.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:22pm - ∞

malphrus says:: you are going to make my girlfriend happy.

wait, is that weird?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:22pm - ∞

android says:: double kittens, double the troouble
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:23pm - ∞

malphrus says:: and i'm going to clamebute this. with honey badgers.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:24pm - ∞

StacheStylist says:: YOU NAMED YOUR CAT DEWEY!? LIKE THE BOOK!!!!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:25pm - ∞

wondermade says:: When'd you start liking cats?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:26pm - ∞

Justie Just says:: NOW STUFF 'EM IN YER PANTS!!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:26pm - ∞

Zea says:: uh-uh.. not.. n... mmmmmKItties.
impossible to fight kittiepower...
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:26pm - ∞

dance=pants says:: KITTENS!!!!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:27pm - ∞

MrsCurlyMcGee says:: one of these kittens likes the stache more than the other.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:28pm - ∞

Snuffleupagus says:: Kittens?! Already?! Pullin' the big guns out early.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:29pm - ∞

rachel says:: oh no you didn't.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:30pm - ∞

damnweather says:: they are lucky to have you
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:32pm - ∞

rachel says:: POISON

Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:32pm - ∞

Mackle says:: @mattyc would be freaking out right now.

surprisingly, I am freaking out as well.. for completely different reasons.

This is among your most absurd. I'm just glad you didn't throw them in the air with some socks.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:36pm - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: @malphrus I want to see that.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:37pm - ∞

hale says:: Thanks everyone! And sorry rachel.

StacheStylist, acutally I named him Dewey because he bore a striking resemblance to the character Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle. It was uncanny, though now he's starting to grow out of it.

The other kitten was named Steve by his future owner, after Steve Martin.

Not pictured:

Dr. Tuxedo Fuzzyboots
Chewie McFuzzball Hale-Valdivia
Sophie
Mama Biscuit
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:39pm - ∞

ben says:: still contributing to the overpopulation of feral desert cats i see

on a serious note, do all cats born in desert areas come out red? seriously.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:40pm - ∞

miguelito says:: i knew it.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:40pm - ∞

miguelito says:: i 'mew' it.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:41pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: CLAME for idea
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:42pm - ∞

Chalkdog says:: Love this. I also like how it looks like you're sniffing them for evidence of contraband.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:44pm - ∞

CurlyMcGee says:: Father, can there be a God that? can let this happen?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:45pm - ∞

williamwalrus says:: Your shirt has breast pockets, you should pose with four kittens next time.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:54pm - ∞

saywhatski says:: does this encourage growth?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:56pm - ∞

jbarr says:: you and your cats...superb.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:56pm - ∞

jbarr says:: clame
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:57pm - ∞

Pip says:: I'd say it works.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:06pm - ∞

Pip says:: It works.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:06pm - ∞

Western Dave says:: Meowtastic.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:07pm - ∞

Sperl says:: The soft side of Moustache May. Cute cats.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:08pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: do not connect the kittens!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:14pm - ∞

jbarr says:: sorry about the clame...just repping my absent buddy.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:14pm - ∞

mooka says:: if you had three you could juggle
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:17pm - ∞

Maggie says:: my head exploded from the cuteness!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:18pm - ∞

C Dub says:: Are you cheesing again?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:33pm - ∞

Keith says:: kittens
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:39pm - ∞

juanzo says:: Hi, pal. Man, those cats must be trying really hard to look like they don't care.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:40pm - ∞

Ace says:: teh kettinnnnnnnssssssssssss!

also, you should have named it stewie instead of steve. so that way it would be stewie and dewey.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:45pm - ∞

mrs. hungarian says:: awesome and creepy.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:46pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: I hate cats, but kittens are adorable and hale is even more so. 5{s!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:52pm - ∞

revgoomba says:: QOOOOOOOT!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:55pm - ∞

zackle says:: Three things:

1. Your cats have the best names.

2. Clame.

3. You win at the internet. Forever.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:58pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: i just gave away two kittens that looked exactly like these!! and i know shooting (photos of) kittens is not so fun, but im going to try and add my kitten step a little later in the month, she already made a cameo on the lurker page through my friend rachel.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:58pm - ∞

Binkleberry says:: Kittehs!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:00pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: I have never found cats to be very good at taking direction at any age, but I assume the young ones must be particularly incorrigible.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:07pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: But what they lack in compliance they make up for in cuteness, I guess.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:07pm - ∞

Murpy Lou says:: those kittens seem to love that stache
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:39pm - ∞

Mason Bernard says:: Sup
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 12:32am - ∞

hankbobs says:: Kittens never cooperate
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:10am - ∞

emsiizilla says:: Look at these little cats!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:59am - ∞

McStachafee says:: hahaha, Yes!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 4:56am - ∞

Jason says:: I'd call this success.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 5:10am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: It's like you're playing with kitten action figures. If you were my daughter, they'd be Prince Ali and Princess Jasmine, moving in for the clench.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 5:26am - ∞

Bumgardner says:: Double Kitty what does it all mean?
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:15am - ∞

Mackle says:: Look what Chad found. CLAME
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:43am - ∞

Boaz says:: Do you breed for sport or chinese buffets?
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:23am - ∞

Hollywood says:: I am looking forward to being mesmerized by your creative out pour and thought provoking moustache images. Also...just nice to see you back!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:36am - ∞

hale says:: @mackle - YES!!! and thank you chad.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:07am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: No moustaches were harmed during this photoshoot.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:40am - ∞

Eric says:: It looks like you just pulled two kittens out of your holsters.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:19am - ∞

Mackle says:: CLAME
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:48am - ∞

hale says:: @Mackle, I believe that you may have located the elusive "Perfect Gif."

Thanks for making my day.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 12:02pm - ∞

Mcburney says:: adorabl-stash
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 12:10pm - ∞

Woody says:: BUBBLES??????
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 3:39pm - ∞

Joint Chief of Stache says:: FIRST!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 4:02pm - ∞

Gavin says:: hi ryan. i need to borrow your kittenstache.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:01pm - ∞

jonshell says:: i want to see them both mid-toss tomorrow. got me?
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 7:41pm - ∞

mandy says:: Sometimes I see things that make me say out loud, "I love the internet."
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:35pm - ∞

Chuck Damage says:: Oh my goodness! How did I miss this! Adorable!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:52pm - ∞

Furricane says:: I agree with this message. Also, it makes me hungry.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:08am - ∞

Vanbert says:: i like this.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:48am - ∞

Scrivener says:: d'awwwwwww. How adorable.

The cats are cute too.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 9:53am - ∞

derble says:: looks pretty mayoral to me
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 12:52pm - ∞

Laneie says:: get one more and you can do some cat juggling...
Posted: May 5th, 2011 - 7:17am - ∞

The Straub says:: CAT PAAAAAAAAARTY
Posted: May 9th, 2011 - 10:58am - ∞

hale says:: @smoustacherman, thank you for the clame. so absurd, but so good.

jbarr, no worries on the poison. i'm happy someone is here supporting the absent mattyc.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 1:42pm - ∞

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