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  • May 10 @ 6:46am
"Houston? My device is picking up signs of intelligent life, but my readings indicate that this atmosphere can not support tacos. It's the damnedest thing! Over..."

"Affirmative, Houston. Intelligent life. Complete absence of tacos. We're obviously dealing with a planet full of savages. Awaiting further instructions. Over..."

"Loud and clear, Houston! Pistol calibrated to full force. Send backup. S***'s about to get real! Over and out....."

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The Straub says:
5 for the jumpsuit alone!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 6:50am - ∞
Chalkdog says:
"this atmosphere cannot support tacos"....HA. Great.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 6:52am - ∞
Mr. Mystery says:
Very awesome! Good use of all your props together. Hehe, you phone could even pass as the transmitter. lol
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 6:54am - ∞
Lehcar says:
Those savages! How do they survive without tacos?
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 6:55am - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
@TheStraub Glad people dig the jumpsuit! I've had it since the days of following around my favorite band, Man...or Astro-Man? (who claim to be from space), back in the late '90s. Stoked that I finally got an excuse to break it back out!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 7:04am - ∞
mooka says:
you have a "communicator" senatorjohnson?
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 7:37am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
I don't even know how you could sustain truly intelligent life without tacos. It just isn't possible.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 7:42am - ∞
alijoon says:
Let's take this baby to the moon!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 8:10am - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
@mooka If, by "communicator", you mean "Droid that I use for all my photos and couldn't get out of frame to accurately capture this self photo so I had to pretend it was a handheld device commonly used in space/taco exploration", then..... Yes. I have a communicator
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 8:25am - ∞
kimmie says:
prison jumpsuit mcguyver'd into a spacesuit??? awesome.

and droids are totally space-related...you've heard the creepy "droid" voice.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 9:08am - ∞
ElDuQue says:
Love this - the shades make it
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 9:18am - ∞
Dannz says:
I love it haha so cool, I would totally go like this to a pub on launch day.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 9:32am - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
@Dannz Pub in a space suit? I simultaneously love and hate the fact that this idea is swimming around in my head now. This may happen.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 9:44am - ∞
RyRy says:
This is badass.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 11:40am - ∞
Hodges says:
Your goggles are awesome!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 2:19pm - ∞
justjamey says:
Don't even bother with anti-taco places.
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 4:13pm - ∞
wondermade says:
Go America!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 6:26pm - ∞
Eric says:
Fire lasers! Pew! Pew!
Posted: May 10th, 2011 - 6:37pm - ∞
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