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  • May 11 @ 6:38am
Recipe for late night, last minute square picture:

1. LP sleeve. When I hear "square", that's the first thing I think of. I'm a music nerd. I find that Hugo Montenegro albums work quite nicely. Moog Power!

2. Beanie to hide messy, unwashed hair

3. Big-ass, old lady sunglasses to hide squinty, sleep deprived eyes.

4. 2 Jack & Cokes

5. 1 greasy slice of pepperoni and feta pizza

Snap with little to no effort using a phone instead of the preferred camera, preferably in a bathroom mirror by yourself. Crop to square.

Comments

Senator Johnson says:
I would also like to add that thestraub and keeperofthefort ain't no squares. I'm the square.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:39am - ∞
keeperofthefort says:
Lolz. But for the record...

Me and thestraub ain't no squares. You're the square!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:42am - ∞
chadmcclarnon says:
You know what? The recipe works!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:52am - ∞
Hodges says:
Long night photo = success! I love it!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:53am - ∞
Chalkdog says:
Your late night picture recipe is balanced with no-nonsense action and necessary nourishment. Decisive, to the point, done! I envy you.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 6:56am - ∞
Chuck Damage says:
This is the best one. I'm giving it 5.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:03am - ∞
Easy Rider says:
The receipe for success! Thanks for this!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:14am - ∞
The Straub feels defeated and sits this one out
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:33am - ∞
The Straub jumps right back in!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:33am - ∞
The Straub says:
Me and keeperofthefort ain't no squares. You're the square!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:33am - ∞
mrs. hungarian says:
trippery.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:18am - ∞
mooka says:
a brave combo senatorjohnson - those glasses! lol!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:19am - ∞
kimmie covets big old lady sunglasses
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 9:31am - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
@mooka and kimmie - I've been rockin' those OLG's since '98. That's the longest I've ever kept a pair of sunglasses without losing or breaking them. For that reason, I am convinced that they have special powers!
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:04am - ∞
Captain Redneck (Ret.) says:
That's some fine work good sir.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 10:14am - ∞
Dannz says:
70's vibe to this, nice. And thanks. I love classic style, I guess I am just retro haha.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 11:52am - ∞
kimmie says:
@senatorjohnson I dig them...I think you'll appreciate my square pic.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 2:13pm - ∞
The Hammer says:
This is so far out
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 4:53pm - ∞
Trenastystache says:
Nicely done.
Posted: May 11th, 2011 - 7:48pm - ∞
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