Recipe for late night, last minute square picture:
1. LP sleeve. When I hear "square", that's the first thing I think of. I'm a music nerd. I find that Hugo Montenegro albums work quite nicely. Moog Power!
2. Beanie to hide messy, unwashed hair
3. Big-ass, old lady sunglasses to hide squinty, sleep deprived eyes.
4. 2 Jack & Cokes
5. 1 greasy slice of pepperoni and feta pizza
Snap with little to no effort using a phone instead of the preferred camera, preferably in a bathroom mirror by yourself. Crop to square.