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  • May 19 @ 10:03am
Let's just say that The Senator knows how to bash.

Oh, and happy birthday, Mom!

Comments

Chalkdog says:
Heh, I caught you on chat last night, and yes, you sure do.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:03am -
Aliciarosie says:
you have my vote, johnson.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:05am -
The Straub says:
happy birthday indeed

bash away senator
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:06am -
andy says:
Go Team Bar Stool!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:12am -
Senator Johnson says:
@chalkdog If I need to apologize to anyone for anything that was put up on chat last night, let me do that now. Apparently, it was pretty funny, though so I guess we're all cool. Hahaha!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:17am -
jnonfiction says:
Bash, Senator, bash.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:20am -
miguelito says:
Dubbel fistin'. nice meetin ya in real lifes.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:23am -
kimmie says:
is that a cookie duster in your hand...me thinks it is, drunky pants
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:31am -
Senator Johnson says:
@kimmie Good eye! It is indeed a Cookie Duster! Tasty, but not quite as good the Moustache Rides. Those things were made out of Fireball and magic!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:34am -
Aliciarosie says:
i dunno, senator....they didn't feel so magical this morning.....
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:37am -
Aliciarosie says:
i'm not even sure where i am right now.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:37am -
kimmie says:
@aliciarosie you're in hell...you just left my cubicle...total recall?

senatorjohnson moustache rides...they burn like hell but get the job done.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:41am -
Senator Johnson says:
@kimmie Hahahahaha!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:50am -
MoustacheofDeath says:
You need extra hands or drink hangers in your 'stache. Hope y'all had fun, now.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:58am -
Grower&Shower says:
Double-fisting, FTW.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:21am -
ThatGuy says:
Dammit. I was reading the comments wondering why no one had mentioned the two drink proper party technique, then i got to the bottom and saw growershower just barely beat me to it. Great time.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:08pm -
Hodges says:
You were cracking me up last night! I hate that I could not be there with you all. Hopefully I can remedy that soon. I hope you drank enough for the both of us! (I think you did, haha)
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:34pm -
miss_tache says:
He did, Hodges. . .
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:55pm -
Senator Johnson says:
Potential future employers/investors/etc.: Don't believe the hype. I'm not a sloppy drunk. I just play one on the internets, and sometimes need real life "rehearsal". Hahaha! Plus, if a bar has moustache themed shots, how can you down at least 3? I mean, come on.....

So, next "rehearsal" on the 27th at Mercy Lounge? I'll see y'all there!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 2:09pm -
the Velvet Hustle says:
Wish i could have been there but I was previously committed.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 2:34pm -
Keith says:
There's the man with the jack and coke I'm guessing!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 6:22pm -
Senator Johnson says:
@keith You guess correctly!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 6:30pm -
Mackle says:
double fisted drinks are really the only way to go
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 7:24pm -
Mr. Mystery says:
Oh I know all about your bashing ways Senator, and you sir are a masterful basher!!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 8:29pm -
Dannz says:
Very cool.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 9:25pm -
Clever Chester says:
I'd vote for you!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 9:37pm -
justjamey says:
I usually enjoy a beer and a shot, and likely a glass of water. I triple-fist it.
Posted: May 20th, 2011 - 2:07am -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.