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  • May 27 @ 9:10am
"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who respect the moustache.....and those that get punished. Who draws that line? I do. If you're wasting your life away on the wrong side of that line, well....."

".....I'll be seeing you."

A still from the upcoming feature film, "MM: The Final Cut". Catch the exclusive world premiere of the trailer tonight at the Stache Bash in Nashville, TN. Mercy Lounge. 9pm.

Comments

thousand says:
freaking TERRIFYING!
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:11am - ∞
jnonfiction says:
What IS that thing?!
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:11am - ∞
Hodges says:
I love it and can't wait to get there to see it and you guys!
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:13am - ∞
Mackle says:
why are both sides of that machete dangerous?! WHY?!
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:14am - ∞
kimmie says:
you look sketchy as hell. i dig it.
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:14am - ∞
miguelito says:
you're a double threat kinda guy
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:15am - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
Doubly Dangerous. Mystifying and Moustachifying.

When is the DVD out?
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:15am - ∞
chadmcclarnon says:
@mackle wins...I love that he just rides that serrated edge on his shoulder like he doesn't give a *
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:16am - ∞
mooka adds insane machete to "to-buy" list
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:18am - ∞
Capn J says:
Machete don't text
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:23am - ∞
the Velvet Hustle says:
CUSSING WICKED!
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:27am - ∞
Mr. Mystery says:
Holy Geez!! I can't wait to see this!!
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 9:53am - ∞
malphrus says:
backside of machete = back scratcher
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 10:22am - ∞
andy says:
YES!!! Will let you know about the pub. Party on!
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 10:57am - ∞
Slor says:
Machete = bi-winning
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 11:16am - ∞
Binkleberry says:
About time for a swordfight? I think so.
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 11:27am - ∞
keifel says:
i think it's time to start dishing out some punishment.
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 11:28am - ∞
Easy Rider says:
YOu guys better be serious about this .... Or its just not fair!
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 7:42pm - ∞
Dannz says:
This film will be the best ever.
Posted: May 27th, 2011 - 7:44pm - ∞
miss_tache says:
y.e.s.
Posted: May 28th, 2011 - 8:47am - ∞
kimmie says:
...and you wonder why i think you murder people.
Posted: May 28th, 2011 - 10:04am - ∞
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Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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Like Kurt Russell from Tombstone the Western Stache configuration has a rich history of kicking ass and taking names along the way.

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