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  • May 04 @ 4:14am
After 4 years of off-and-on growing and waxing, I've finally trained my lip pet to do this without assistance! It no longer needs the wax, but I still give it an occasional treat if it behaves itself. Who's a pretty 'stache? That's right! YOU are!

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Ned Kelly says:
excellent detail and well trained!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:20am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
Great photo of a momentous day between a man and his moustache. Congratulations.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 4:34am - ∞
Chalkdog says:
Now that is an accomplishment, whereas I have to verbally threaten and intimidate mine, sometimes bringing it to tears before it'll jump up and behave that well!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 5:08am - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
Oh, we went through that stage too, chalkdog. It's called tough love, and it works wonders!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:09am - ∞
Hungarian Moustache says:
MIne is the same story. I love my curl.. which is good.. cause I can no longer get rid of it.

Looking good!!!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:18am - ∞
Hodges says:
I am not so lucky, but you continue to amaze me with such a wonderful stache!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:39am - ∞
usujason says:
ha ha....lip pet is fun.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 7:44am - ∞
the Velvet Hustle says:
You should headmaster a stache obedience school!
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 8:54am - ∞
mooka says:
I need to get a prong collar for mine
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 12:55pm - ∞
revgoomba says:
Jealous... mine does nothing I want it to.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:12pm - ∞
Mr. Mystery says:
That's awesome! What other tricks can it do?
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:24pm - ∞
Senator Johnson says:
@MrMystery It works quite nicely as a whiskey sponge. Also, I've taught it to floss my teeth while I sleep, so I wake up feeling extra fresh. Also, it tells me to do things. Questionable things. Sssshhhhh......
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:50pm - ∞
Paulie says:
That's impressive, I fear my stache will never learn to do what I ask.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 2:53pm - ∞
Jason says:
I just LOLed at the caption. Well trained.
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 10:16pm - ∞
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