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Right now, all I want is a beer because I heard the song "Blow at High Dough" by the Tragically Hip from their album Up to Here. I don't know why but every time I hear that song, I'm like damn, I want Molson Canadian, and it's only Molson Canadian I want to drink when I hear that song. I don't get thirsty when I hear "Bobcaygeon"... Crap when was the last time I was in Bobcaygeon... I remember I had to buy that ice fishing hut from that guy who made his own whiskey. Man that was terrible whiskey, it tasted like goose sweat, and you need Molson Canadian to rid of the taste of Goose sweat.... wait, what the hell am I doing right now?
A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as "pipes." Not to be confused with the "fu manchu" which is grown long from the upper lip only-- the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.
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