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May 07 @ 5:22am

Step 4: It's the pie race

(nobody understands the pie race)

Simcoe County Chopper says:: I don't understand the pie race.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 5:39am - ∞

aaron b says:: I understand the pie race. I really hope you get mayored for this.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 5:45am - ∞

Cuckold says:: I want to understand the pie race.

Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 6:08am - ∞

williamwalrus says:: Photo finish! Whew that was close!
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 6:08am - ∞

Brian says:: This has Mayor all over it. 5 and faved.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 6:23am - ∞

thousand says:: Nobody understands the pie race.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 6:41am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Don't try to bend the pie race. That's impossible.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 6:44am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Instead, try to realize the truth.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 6:44am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: There is no pie race
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 6:45am - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: so good.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 7:04am - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: no one told me you could ride a bike! I'd call you a cheater, but I clearly don't understand the pie race.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 7:14am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: I don't know that I need to understand it; I just wish I was in it.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 7:21am - ∞

mooka says:: The first rule of the Pie Race is: you do not understand the Pie Race.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 7:45am - ∞

thousand says:: So let me get this right... First you make a pie as fast as you can...
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 8:19am - ∞

Dannz says:: One rule need to be true, when you win the race, you win all the pies. That has to be a rule.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 9:40am - ∞

PAT says:: Perhaps you need to explain this pie race to me. You see i truly do have a pie cooling across the room. And i also happen to LOVE pie-centric competitions.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 9:44am - ∞

ElDuQue says:: Marry bvt I am far too bvsy inventing the vnicycle
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 9:48am - ∞

jmathias says:: Apparently, you don't understand the Pie Race either. The list is not individual steps, but more like instructions.

The Pie Race is a race on a unicycle, whilst wearing a pie on your head, cause it looks funny. Baking the pie is a prerequisite.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 10:03am - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: @jmathias nobody understands the pie race
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 10:36am - ∞

etcvisitor says:: never bring a knife to a gunfight, but always bring a bike to a foot race... definite advantage.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 11:01am - ∞

jmathias says:: @chadmcclarnon Oh no, I understand it completely. 100%. I read the instructions and used the image as context. The misleading part in fairness to slor is that the "steps" are numbered incorrectly. It's poorly designed.

For the record it should have been like this.

1.) Quickly, bake a pie.
2.) Attach the pie to your head, for humor's sake.
3.) Mount a unicycle.
4.) Race!

It's the pie race, nobody understands the motives behind participating in it.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 11:02am - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: @jmathias CLAME
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 11:10am - ∞

Daniel says:: I would race for pie.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 11:12am - ∞

jmathias says:: @chadmcclarnon I get it. Clearly nobody understand my comments.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 11:22am - ∞

rachel says:: WINNNNNNN
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 11:59am - ∞

Slor says:: @elDuque haha, I love it.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 11:59am - ∞

Hodges says:: Piiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 12:04pm - ∞

rachel says:: I WANT PIE I WANT BEEF JERKY clame
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 12:12pm - ∞

Slor says:: @rachel haha, amazing. But why does that little girl have a tattoo?
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 12:19pm - ∞

Klickastache says:: I swear I understand the pie race!
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 12:22pm - ∞

Savvystache says:: MAYOR MAYOR MAYOR!!!
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 12:53pm - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Mayor pie. With gravy.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 1:05pm - ∞

wondermade says:: This is sort of the best thing ever.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 1:39pm - ∞

Paulie says:: I don't understand either, all I get is that this is amazing!
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 3:01pm - ∞

Capn J says:: 5 {'s!!!!
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 5:17pm - ∞

tevetorbes says:: This wins everything forever
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 5:19pm - ∞

tevetorbes says:: Also, trying to understand the pie race makes it not funny, eh jmathias?
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 5:22pm - ∞

jmathias says:: @tevetorbes clearly, my levity and good natured ribbing of trey is coming across as me actually trying to understand the un-understandable.

Now I know how Kaufman felt.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 6:11pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: i love it
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 7:29pm - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: Got it.. my vote that is.
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 9:01pm - ∞

Clever Chester says:: The guy on the left doesn't even look like he is trying to win...
Posted: May 7th, 2011 - 11:12pm - ∞

snuffsmcshuggy says:: brilliant! :{
Posted: May 8th, 2011 - 10:24am - ∞

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A thick and wide mustache, usually worn long to cover the top border of the upper lip. A real manly moustache.

Team Swanson is: abar, Ace, Anchors Down, beefstew, Bones, Brian, catfish, Christache, Deacon Stachely, Dunkle Swiftkick, HatM, J.B., J Dub, jeremy, JeremyOkai2.0, Klickastache, matt hale, mr m, Mr. Wilson, Oldstache, orcrist, Ozzy Nelson, Pickles, pidge, Pip, renaud, revgoomba, SethGravy, Shatrick, Slor, sMOUSTACHErman, SPICE J, taylor, theAwesomebot, TheDespot, the Velvet Hustle, Tower Stache, Western Dave, zackle

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