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  • May 02 @ 5:52am
"Some years ago — never mind how long precisely — having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world."

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miguelito says:
well now, this is pretty funny.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 5:53am - ∞
Ozzy Nelson says:
i'm glad you had you electrical tape handy
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 5:55am - ∞
jnonfiction says:
Monday Morning Arrrrrrrrr.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 5:59am - ∞
Finn MacCool says:
Oh yes.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:04am - ∞
jmathias says:
Great. Now tell us the part of the story where you lost your eye. Seriously, the sailing is quaint and all, but the eye loss must be filled with intrigue and blood, at the very least a ton of blood. Am I right?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:05am - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
Aaaaar, there be no monobrow after this venture, I'll wager!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:05am - ∞
The Straub says:
Which came first, the man or the mug? My money is on the man
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:17am - ∞
The Hammer says:
This made me laugh! Thanks!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:18am - ∞
Stachtastic! says:
I didn't know pirates wore ponchos!!!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:31am - ∞
TheDespot says:
oh my gosh.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:35am - ∞
tywayne says:
that eye patch. incredible.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:42am - ∞
Brian says:
So happy right now, thanks
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:50am - ∞
ElDuQue says:
It's only fitting then that you have brought your pashmina afghan. Perhaps you should pack yon flippy floppies!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:07am - ∞
Hodges says:
I like your patch!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:16am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
That is the greatest eye patch ever.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:23am - ∞
mooka says:
it's a wee bit early for rum, but I love it just the same
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:52am - ∞
Zea plods off practicing different types of laughs that might accompany such a visage
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:12am - ∞
chadmcclarnon says:
Haha, still makes me giggle
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:57am - ∞
jclutch says:
I love this so much.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:16am - ∞
Philiciousness says:
It's the Dread Pirate Roberto, at least that's what I assume with the poncho. Great shot man!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 10:41am - ∞
tevetorbes says:
Your imagination: I want to go to there.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:12am - ∞
tevetorbes says:
Oh also- does your pirate ship have a lot of trunk space?
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:13am - ∞
the Velvet Hustle says:
AVAST!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 11:37am - ∞
Mackle says:
FAVORITE
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 12:28pm - ∞
andy says:
Diggin' that homemade eyepatch.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 12:32pm - ∞
chadmcclarnon says:
hahahahaha tevetorbes wins


#trunkspace
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 12:43pm - ∞
The Butcher says:
Awesome pic, awesome mug!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 1:14pm - ∞
Kippercat says:
Shiver me nachos!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 1:42pm - ∞
hale says:
LOVE THIS.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 5:17pm - ∞
¡VivaBigote! says:
A lotta pipe-age already this May. I approve.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 5:21pm - ∞
Clever Chester says:
Pirates with tape!!!! So much more effective than an elastic string.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:20pm - ∞
sMOUSTACHErman says:
i hope you buy a nice frame for that picture
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 9:06pm - ∞
hankbobs says:
I Liked this with a head butt on my mouse button to really drive the point home
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:15am - ∞
Dschonn says:
Nice picture, Ishmael.

Can I call you Ishmael?
Posted: May 6th, 2011 - 2:32pm - ∞
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