It's like having a little pet for your face.

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  • May 15 @ 9:57pm


MrsCurlyMcGee says:
cover photo of your autobiography. done.
Posted: May 15th, 2011 - 10:00pm -
ThatGuy says:
Now this is the face of a serious comedian.
Posted: May 15th, 2011 - 10:01pm -
KimJongIllness says:
No, you're not listening to me! You said it would slice AND dice. Do YOU see any dicing? Me neither.
Posted: May 15th, 2011 - 10:06pm -
Binkleberry says:
I would give you my lunch money without you even asking.
Posted: May 15th, 2011 - 10:08pm -
Shatrick says:
Why so serious?
Posted: May 15th, 2011 - 10:11pm -
chadmcclarnon says:
you are a mountain of a man...

...if they made men mountains...
Posted: May 15th, 2011 - 10:46pm -
jnonfiction says:
Wait, that's not funny.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 6:19am -
No Name Kate says:
That is a seriously furrowed brow, sir.
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 2:16pm -
mooka says:
if I ever need representation, I'm totally contacting you
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 3:20pm -
jmathias says:
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious, son?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?
Posted: May 16th, 2011 - 9:24pm -
Site closed!
Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.