Sister: Why don't you get a Moustache May photo with Mom for Mother's Day?
Me: Nah, that's been done to death.
[Mom frowns]
Mom: You don't have to...
Me: [sigh] I mean, let's get one.
"THAT'S RIGHT you'll get a shot with Mom. She carried you in her womb for (aprx) 9 months and all you can think is "that's been done to death?" I'll tell you something else that's been done to death: birth to live young! But you seemed pretty happy about it when it was your turn. I'll remember this next time! Been done to death! Your father was-"
This lecture was brought to you on behalf of all mothers everywhere. Happy Mothers Day.
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