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May 12 @ 4:17am

If there's one thing I've learned from my job, it's this:

It's all fun and games until it's your turn to set up the giant ladder and remove the rubber bands from James Franco in the Iron Man suit.

Follow those words and you'll go far in life!

Chalkdog says:: Clearly this isn't going to go well. (GREAT use of a vertical format, though!)
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:23am - ∞

Mr. Mystery says:: I wish you the best of luck sir.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:11am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: i think that's his bling
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 5:54am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: That's a serious challenge.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:00am - ∞

matador el pelo says:: excellent stunt
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:35am - ∞

The Straub says:: Frank Jameso!!! You scoundrel
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:52am - ∞

Lehcar says:: May I ask how Aron Ralston got into the Iron Man suit?
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 6:56am - ∞

kimmie says:: Would iron man be as effective sans arm or as a huge stoner?..discuss.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:18am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: @Lehcar He just happened to be the next successor, following in the footsteps of Prince Jake Gyllenhaal of Persia and Woody from Toy Story. Plus, our 127 Hours shipper came down the week we made Version 3.0.

kimmie I am working in my end of the warehouse by myself today, yet I'm still discussing the query you have presented. The arm wouldn't really be an issue. Stark Industries have made incredible advancements in the field of bionic prosthetics. As for the stoner aspect: He seems to function just fine as an acoholic, womanizing, douchebucket, so I don't really see the use of recreational narcotics hindering his abilities. In fact, it may actually fortify his strengths.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 7:49am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: BEST analysis ever!

"He seems to function just fine as an acoholic, womanizing, douchebucket, so I don't really see the use of recreational narcotics hindering his abilities. In fact, it may actually fortify his strengths. "
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:11am - ∞

kimmie says:: Im glad you've given this issue the consideration it deserves. I feel like he was kinda a urine drinkin badass without an arm...maybe tony stark can benefit from some heat mirages and starvation.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:11am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: Break this down for me Senator. You know in X-men 2 when Magneto escaped prison by pulling the iron out of the the dudes blood that had been injected? Prior to that, does that mean all the guards on his watch had to have perfect teeth? Shouldn't Magneto have been able to do that with fillings in someone's teeth? I think most fillings are sliver. Maybe Magneto couldn't control precious metals. What wisdom does the warehouse and ironfranco have on this subject?
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:20am - ∞

Hodges says:: Great caption! I am at home with a sick child and this definitely made me laugh. Thanks!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:31am - ∞

GrapeS says:: this is awesome, i just wonder why franco on iron man?
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:35am - ∞

android says:: oh man, this is soo good, and that is one hard learned lesson sir.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:36am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: @thevelvethustle You pose an excellent question, as well. Unfortunately, I am unclear of Magneto's motives in this situation. If he had the opportunity to do this prior, I'd bet the farm that he would've taken advantage. One can only assume that the guards assigned to his ward had perfect dental hygiene, but suffered from severe iron deficiencies due to poor diet. I'm opening this comment thread to any and all discussion on this topic, as well as related subjects. Let's hypothesize!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:38am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: Actually, I would love to hear chalkdog's theories on these topics. I'm certain he has all the answers!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:41am - ∞

Trenastystache says:: What the heck is going on here??? I like it.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:55am - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: @SenatorJohnson when my wife asks the "What are you thinking about question?" she usually gets something similar to the Magneto rant. Needless to say I don't get asked that question much by her anymore.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:02am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: @thevelvethustle by now, she knows what you are thinking.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:13am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: Well, I can throw my two cents in about Magneto. Many think that it's a huge science mistake that Magneto would have been able to affect the iron in people's blood due to the nature of iron in blood in the first place and the fact that it isn't iron atoms in bulk. Iron atoms that small would not be affected by Magneto's powers in the way shown in the film. That plot point makes it a good question as to why he wouldn't direct his powers towards tooth fillings, etc. The bottom line, though, is that comic book science is hardly consistent, and Magneto's powers have probably been expanded by various writers for so long that he becomes ridiculously and generally powerful where the connection with literal magnetism becomes lost. Dental fillings, under Magneto's vague powers, would have probably done the trick. It might be argued that they aren't often literally metals affected by magnetism. I think the iron in the blood aspect of the movie was a mistake, although it was a dramatic and chilling part of the film. Whew!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:13am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: See? Told ya. Thanks, chalkdog!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:14am - ∞

MickeyCosmos says:: @Chalkdog and Senator Johnson, you guys are my new heroes! But why are there so many rubber bands on Iron-Franco's arm?
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:35am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: @MickeyCosmos I work at Best Buy. We use those rubber bands to bundle together gaming systems and accessories. The warehouse guys, myself included, get bored very easily and have to come up with our own entertainment. This is the most popular game. More work pics will be coming soon.....
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 10:45am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Digging the in-depth analysis spawned by a bunch of bored warehouse guys goofing off!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 11:12am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Oh, and excellent pic for the theme!
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 11:12am - ∞

Lady Raymerian says:: why magneto would not have de-ironed any other guards blood, i cannot answer to. what i can answer to is that the materials in silver(amalgam) fillings are non-ferrous. Silver, Copper, Tin, Zinc and an immeasurably small bit of mercury. That, and fillings come out all the time, it's not gonna kill anyone. might be a bit uncomfortable should the magnetic forces(though there would be none) pull the filling through the cheek. But not enough to fully debilitate a trained guard.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 12:15pm - ∞

revgoomba says:: This could all go wrong... very wrong... dead wrong.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 2:50pm - ∞

EddieFonza5450 says:: very cool
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 3:32pm - ∞

Dannz says:: Haha great one
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 3:50pm - ∞

Captain Redneck (Ret.) says:: Those are some big rubber bands.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:08pm - ∞

Mr. Mystery says:: @SenatorJohnson Yeah you're right! The comments here did get a bit ridiculous in a way I appreciate. In my opinion though I don't really care for the X-Men movies because they raped just about everything in the X-Men universe.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:49pm - ∞

Simcoe County Chopper says:: Win for the pic, and the ensuing discussion it sparked.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 4:59pm - ∞

etcvisitor says:: im just really glad we dont keep the pizza at my job this high off the ground.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 8:53pm - ∞

jbarr says:: rubber band man.
Posted: May 12th, 2011 - 9:54pm - ∞

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