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  • May 19 @ 12:00am
we took our yearbook pictures today, and i gave the bright orange xerox copy to my stupid step dad like 3 weeks ago. he told me to dress up, but he didn't tell me until like 5 seconds before i got on the bus to school. i only had enough time to bring my own backdrop, and i was already in my regular clothes. i tried to give the photographer my confident side-smile, but all i could think about is how my step dad is SUCH AN IDIOT.

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justjamey says:
CLAMEBUTE! CLAME for original Whiskerino 2007 Danimal post.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:01am - ∞
hale says:
hat neighbors.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:01am - ∞
CurlyMcGee says:
haha. the brilliance of danimal, for the win!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:03am - ∞
C Dub says:
great clamebute! : )
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:06am - ∞
Dschonn says:
The angle of that hat is either precarious or jaunty. I can't decide.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:42am - ∞
brokenchopstick says:
Hello sailor...
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:49am - ∞
MoustacheofDeath says:
The caption brought a tear to my eye. Damn him!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 2:03am - ∞
The Straub says:
Everything about this makes me laugh in the best way possible.

Is that a bed sheet?
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 4:46am - ∞
Ned Kelly says:
ha hilarious!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 5:17am - ∞
Eric says:
Sad sailor.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 5:18am - ∞
jnonfiction says:
There is no mistaking a caption like that
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 5:44am - ∞
teenagerobot says:
nailed it.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 6:14am - ∞
KimJongIllness says:
Excellent clamebute! He should be honored!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 7:29am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
Awesome clamebute.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 7:47am - ∞
Hodges says:
The expression is priceless!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 7:49am - ∞
MrsCurlyMcGee says:
cheer up, charlie.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 7:51am - ∞
hale says:
get the tattoo. it would be super rad.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:27pm - ∞
the Velvet Hustle says:
Completely nailed the Clamebute. Well done sir!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 2:52pm - ∞
titaness says:
Reminds me of Flapjack..
I doubt that you know who that is, it's a lovely cartoon.. clame!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 7:59pm - ∞
MoustachePants says:
So... if you get Raptor, does your moustache get left behind?
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:24pm - ∞
Danimal says:
man, i missed all the awesome :(
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 6:14am - ∞
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