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  • May 23 @ 6:16am
With this moustache I will be the TOP GUN.

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The Fat Nasty Himself says:
CLAME
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:17am - ∞
Jason says:
perfect.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:19am - ∞
Jason says:
also. Danger Zone.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:19am - ∞
McStachafee says:
The back yard is the perfect place for top-gunners to hang out.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:21am - ∞
The Straub says:
Loggins Approved
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:21am - ∞
miguelito says:
excellent
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:24am - ∞
ThatGuy says:
Nailed it.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:26am - ∞
Pip says:
You nailed the look. Plus your lady is way hotter than Kelly McGillis, so double win.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:31am - ∞
Kippercat says:
She felt all over, but he'd left his wallet at home
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:34am - ∞
Mr. Mystery says:
You got it dead on!! Great Job!!!!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:36am - ∞
Kippercat says:
She was so dissappointed to find that though he looked great, his heart had stopped
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:36am - ∞
KimJongIllness says:
@Pip is exactly right... on both accounts. As a side not, looks like your lawn is in great shape!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:45am - ∞
jnonfiction says:
She discovered that riding behind a boy on a lawnmower, however hot he might be, just doesn't compare to a jaunty spin on a motorcycle.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:51am - ∞
the Velvet Hustle says:
Did you figure it out yet?

Figure what out?

Who's number 1.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:55am - ∞
carynorton says:
god this is perfect.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:22am - ∞
Mackle says:
this is so good I assumed you photoshop'ed it into existence. It's too perfect!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:24am - ∞
Ozzy Nelson says:
She is considering taking a big bite out of your ear.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:50am - ∞
Mims Attack says:
grass is the new tarmac
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:21am - ∞
Mims Attack says:
oh, and this came out awesome!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:21am - ∞
revgoomba says:
HAWT!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:37am - ∞
Klickastache says:
The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:43am - ∞
Andrew says:
She loved him, but knew she could never be Goose, only be goosed
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:45am - ∞
Easy Rider says:
"You shake her nerves and you rattle her brains ...."
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 8:59am - ∞
Clever Chester says:
Thanks a lot for going through that jet wash...now Goose is dead and it's all your fault.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 10:00am - ∞
kimmie says:
I love it...tomorrow's pic is beach vollyball in jorts, right?
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 10:23am - ∞
mooka says:
You got a bogie on your six!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 10:37am - ∞
brokenchopstick says:
So perfect you can practically smell the volleyball.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 10:37am - ∞
brokenchopstick says:
So perfect you can practically smell the volleyball.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 10:37am - ∞
Hodges says:
Don't prematurely eject!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 10:38am - ∞
beefstew says:
You took this shot below the hard deck, but totally killed it.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 11:21am - ∞
Simcoe County Chopper says:
clame was unnecessary, this is too good to miss.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 12:08pm - ∞
Roscoe says:
Footloose...classy
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 1:13pm - ∞
Philiciousness says:
Amazing!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 1:17pm - ∞
Dannz says:
Really cool photo YEAH !
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 4:55pm - ∞
Eric says:
I'm completely at a loss. Too, too good.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 6:21pm - ∞
Finn MacCool says:
Amazing.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:39pm - ∞
El Wizerino says:
Thats right Ice... Man, I am Dangerous!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 7:54pm - ∞
wondermade says:
USA! USA!
Posted: May 23rd, 2011 - 9:38pm - ∞
Chief Mcstache says:
MAVSTACHE!
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 7:44am - ∞
C Dub says:
as they say, nailed it.
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 12:08pm - ∞
Blastro says:
You need to print this out and hang it on the wall over your mantle.
Posted: May 24th, 2011 - 1:56pm - ∞
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