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May 03 @ 9:21am

Laura: Honey, What are you doing with all our fruit?

Michael: Quiet woman!! I have a moustache!!

JMillsPaysBills says:: It's like your moustache is also a sweet tasty fruit.

I'm not sure I want to be the first to try it though.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:22am - ∞

gunsmoke says:: Awesome. Have you Apple Knocker pride? (CLAME)
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:23am - ∞

Chinese Wildman says:: Next time I'm over I know to avoid eating fruit.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:24am - ∞

Zea says:: Gives you stremph, fruits do.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:24am - ∞

KimJongIllness says:: Every conversation in my house seems to be along those exact same lines...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:26am - ∞

Paulie says:: You show that woman who's stache is boss.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:28am - ∞

miguelito says:: yup. it goes just like that.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:30am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: That's about the long and short of it.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:42am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: I believe someone just became the new spokesman for Fruit of the Loom!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:46am - ∞

Keith says:: fruitsaladstache
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:46am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: I'm speachless. But I am smiling.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:49am - ∞

Hodges says:: You make them look like they belong to each other!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:32am - ∞

Chalkdog says:: It's like a bumbling farm worker comedy shot. Priceless facial expression.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:37am - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: There's a pressed-fruit joke in here, I just can't find it.

So good to see you!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:39am - ∞

Hope says:: This is kind of awesome. Your facial expression is very amusing. Your moustache seems a little squished on one side, but it's got a nice curl to it!
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:54am - ∞

GrapeS says:: i think i am going to use that line in more situations. "quite woman i have a moustache"
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 10:55am - ∞

Eric says:: A full day's supply of vitamin C.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:11am - ∞

Dannz says:: This photo is great haha
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 11:18am - ∞

revgoomba says:: Hahahhah! I read "Quiet woman!!" in a Scottish accent.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 12:49pm - ∞

Andrew says:: I always read in a Scottish accent. Helps me think.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 1:43pm - ∞

Finn MacCool says:: That caption is equal with this picture. I'm blaming you when I get in trouble for using that as my new go to phrase.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 5:26pm - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: fruit stache.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:01pm - ∞

Clever Chester says:: I agree completely...tell her.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 6:07pm - ∞

pseudonymous says:: legend.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 8:29pm - ∞

C Dub says:: Wait a minute, this isn't a peach, it's an Apple! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:11pm - ∞

MickeyCosmos says:: The face really sets it off for me, it's got a hiding-in-a-ball-pit kind of attitude.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:15pm - ∞

C Dub says:: sure would like the Is it May yet print, printed on a sweet tee. that's tee; two ee's. something i could wear often and proudly. i'll pay cash monies. real skrilla.
Posted: May 3rd, 2011 - 9:15pm - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: next time you offer someone one of those apples, I want you to then show them this photo. Then take a photo of their reaction. *priceless*
Posted: May 4th, 2011 - 6:59am - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

The Straub

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A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

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Age:: 24
Location:: Atlanta, GA
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