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May 01 @ 9:04pm

the "Ron Swanson" burger as my brother called it. We sat down at the Friendly's and he said "you know what Ron Swanson would order don't you?" I was left with no choice. Yeah those are grilled cheese sandwiches for the buns.

the Velvet Hustle says:: CLAME for the burger details.

Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:05pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: There's a place near here that makes those. Delicously over-filling. I still don't regret it. Welcome to the party. That is a mighty stache.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:06pm - ∞

KimJongIllness says:: I think I need to try that at home. I will not hold Friendly's responsible for any injury or death I incur.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:08pm - ∞

zackle says:: Awesome first post.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:08pm - ∞

Blastro says:: I am gonna eat one of those so hard.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:11pm - ∞

alijoon says:: Insane. There is a place here that serves up something called the Redonkadonk which is:

"omg! burger" (Egg, ham, spam, bacon, American cheese) between two texas-toast grilled cheese sandwich "buns"
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:13pm - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: holy geez that's crazy
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:14pm - ∞

mooka says:: you might need a by-pass later, but for now, it's all good!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:18pm - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: Nice to see you.. it would not feel right if you weren't here.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:19pm - ∞

Finn MacCool says:: The Vortex in Atlanta makes a version of this on steroids. I'm currently too lazy to provide a link.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:20pm - ∞

Hodges says:: Looks great! Good to see you once again!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:23pm - ∞

El Wizerino says:: the Velvet Hustle would be a great name for a beer
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:49pm - ∞

andy says:: Wassup Hustle? Let's party!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:49pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: You hold in your hands a heart attack waiting to happen.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 9:56pm - ∞

Binkleberry says:: RON F*@%ING SWANSON!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 10:00pm - ∞

Chief Mcstache says:: I bet you had to wash out your stache after that burger.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 10:32pm - ∞

Cuckold says:: There are two things in this world that I hold close to my heart. Moustaches, and cheeseburgers. The stache is no joke, and that burger is insane, I'm making one tomorrow dammit!
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 10:57pm - ∞

Chuck Damage says:: That's an awesome moustache.
Posted: May 1st, 2011 - 11:09pm - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: There's the man! Wondering when you were going to show up. This made me hungry before 6am. It's gonna be a looong day.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 4:07am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: it is a privilage seeing you sir.
your namesake beer is getting more and more delicious
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 5:17am - ∞

Stachtastic! says:: Awesome, we are glad you could make it... I want that for dinner!!! 5{'s
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:23am - ∞

The Straub says:: It's my number 1 favorite food wrapped around my number 3 favorite food
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 7:05am - ∞

TheDespot says:: hey brother. thanks for the clamebute last year, sorry i wasn't around to see it. it's good to be back among friends.
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 5:29pm - ∞

Mez says:: Hustle! Good to see you again!
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:08pm - ∞

Capn J says:: You, sir, are a champion
Posted: May 2nd, 2011 - 6:12pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

the Velvet Hustle

can beat you up!

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A thick and wide mustache, usually worn long to cover the top border of the upper lip. A real manly moustache.

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