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  • posted: May 19 @ 6:46pm
younglings, why do you not grow faster for papa? papa loves you, do you not love papa? papa gives you manure, and you do not grow. papa gives you nitrogen and water, and you do not grow. how did papa offend?

papa needs you to bear fruit for scrumptious tomato sandwiches, or perhaps some pasta...

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tomlol says:
you must feed them beer
Posted: May 19th, 2010 - 7:03pm - ∞
Hodges says:
Lots of beer!
Posted: May 19th, 2010 - 7:11pm - ∞
Mackle says:
papa must sit with them. read to them. tend to them all the time. if papa neglects, even for a second, they will go rogue.
Posted: May 19th, 2010 - 7:41pm - ∞
Chester2 says:
Give them time friend, they will grow to be as healthy and strong as that fine moustache.
Posted: May 19th, 2010 - 8:16pm - ∞
El Mustachito says:
Tomatoes are moody mothers!
Posted: May 19th, 2010 - 8:53pm - ∞
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