i came to see chris
in my suit and my pants
and he tossed me a lute
and the neighbors did dance
and our fingers did play
and our feet, they did tap
to the beat of the song
the spectators did clap
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve banjo players here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man.
"Give me a beer, and I'll have a banjo picker for my 'gator."
@theAwesomebot it was gift left at mine and andrewolafjussikent door, back when we lived together, by a stranger last Halloween. we burnt his arms and crossed out his eyes to show the stranger we weren't afraid of what we thought was a threat. we learned to love him and dressed him for Christmas along with his skeleton friend.
No fancy styling, curling or manicuring. Team Purist is your Moustache Standard. You see them everywhere and they are the foundation of all we've built.
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