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May 19 @ 9:57am

Pruppets come from marinara.

Chalkdog says:: So bizarre, and so incredibly good. 5 and faved instantly.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 9:59am - ∞

Capn J says:: WIN!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 9:59am - ∞

gunsmoke says:: Goodness. Gracious.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:00am - ∞

The Fat Nasty Himself says:: I think I just crapped my pants out of fright/excitement! 5{s for sure!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:00am - ∞

Captain Redneck (Ret.) says:: Beauty.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:01am - ∞

juanzo says:: You are too good.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:02am - ∞

Chief Mcstache says:: Pee Wee Herman's younger brother. Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:03am - ∞

hale says:: You may not know this, but Moustache May was created just for you.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:03am - ∞

The Straub says:: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Too frightening
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:03am - ∞

andy says:: So creepy.... and awesome! Well done, sir. Now I have to somehow get this image out of my head.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:13am - ∞

MoustacheofDeath says:: Creeptastic! I hope I don't have bad dreams.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:14am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: This is deliciously perverse.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:21am - ∞

brokenchopstick says:: I know you are, but what am I?
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:23am - ∞

zackle says:: You are in it to win it this time around.

So creepy, so very delightful.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:25am - ∞

miguelito says:: this kind of makes me want to die upon viewing. but in the best way.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:25am - ∞

Eric says:: I'm scared. I really am.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:26am - ∞

kimmie says:: HOLY CRAP. Horifying yet amazing.

this will likely haunt my dreams but I don't even care.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:31am - ∞

Dok.Crush says:: creepsy
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:35am - ∞

TheDespot says:: may or.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:36am - ∞

Andrew says:: there's no (s)topping this.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:50am - ∞

wondermade says:: Reminds me of clame.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:54am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I got a charlie mcarthy doll when I was about 9. It came with an edgar bergan album. I wore that thing out.
Wonderful 5{
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:56am - ∞

MrsCurlyMcGee says:: creep-y ((said with no lip movement))
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:56am - ∞

Hungarian Moustache says:: DANG.. Awesomeness to the max!!!

I

l
o
v
e

this.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:58am - ∞

PAT says:: Wow! I'm about to work on my photo for today. Perhaps i just shouldn't even try.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:10am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: It's the make-up that seals the deal. Everything in this is perfection. Nice work Mayor.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:18am - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: When anyone asks my why I have a disgusting moustache on my face and what this website is all about, I am going to direct them to this photograph.

Mayor.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:24am - ∞

Senator Johnson says:: You're the creepy meat in our Team BarStool sandwich.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:27am - ∞

bec says:: those cheeks......

also, we match today. :)
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:41am - ∞

pseudonymous says:: is there a class i can take on being this awesome?
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:46am - ∞

Vanbert says:: @SenatorJohnson haha, comment win!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:56am - ∞

MickeyCosmos says:: Now, really, who just has this stuff lying around the house? Ventrilostache!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:05pm - ∞

SvenStachin says:: OH. MY. GOD. I'm going to have nightmares!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:12pm - ∞

teenagerobot says:: killing it with the complex setup shots. i'm amazed.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:22pm - ∞

Chavo Del Ocho says:: If this doesn't get mayor I'm going to shave my moustache!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:42pm - ∞

renaud says:: holy lord, god almighty, i hope the world ends this saturday.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:49pm - ∞

jrs2j says:: i can't stop looking into your eyes
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:58pm - ∞

theAwesomebot says:: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:59pm - ∞

silentbobuk says:: Fantastic work!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 12:59pm - ∞

Shatrick says:: It's on dude.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 1:10pm - ∞

aaron b says:: I had a feeling you were going to do something awesome today.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 1:18pm - ∞

Vanbert says:: @MickeyCosmos it's mostly lying around the office.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 1:22pm - ∞

McLoveBoo says:: This is. Brilliant! Just brilliant!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 1:28pm - ∞

matador el pelo says:: scarily good
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 1:43pm - ∞

Hot Salad says:: If there were a competition by which you could vote the best photo of the day and display the winner in its own separate, ornate frame thereby validating not only the voting process but the effort one puts forth in executing a theme to a tee while also branding the photo with their own unique vision, you'd be my winner today.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 1:49pm - ∞

Drewgon says:: buahahahaha
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 2:06pm - ∞

the Velvet Hustle says:: SUUUUUUUPER CREEPY. SUUUUUUUUUUPER GOOD!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 2:37pm - ∞

Daniel says:: Such scary goodness.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 3:31pm - ∞

jrs2j says:: still can't stop staring
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 4:03pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: Prumpkins aren't pruppets but they can still cut your fingers off.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 4:20pm - ∞

Pip says:: Future Mayor.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 4:51pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: im never gonna go to LA just in case i meet you
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 5:27pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: also - MAGIC ! CLAME
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 5:35pm - ∞

Binkleberry says:: Bahahahaha. I'm so creeped out right now . . . and, I'm strangely ok with that.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 6:31pm - ∞

Fofe says:: This is so creepy and wonderful! 5 staches for the win!
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 8:06pm - ∞

jbarr says:: so weird yet so great.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 8:43pm - ∞

McStachafee says:: scary good
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 9:28pm - ∞

Clever Chester says:: I especially love the makeup work...
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 9:39pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: this better win
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 9:53pm - ∞

sMOUSTACHErman says:: if this doesn't win a huge hole will be torn in the fabric of the universe
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 9:53pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: OH
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:36pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: DEAR
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:36pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: GOD
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:36pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: I think you may have broken the internet with the most awesome photograph ever taken.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:36pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: Well maybe not that, but this is truly awesome.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:36pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: Awesome like that movie I saw that time
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:37pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: But not awesome like that breakfast I had that time at 5am when I was soooo hungry. you know?
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:37pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: Ok I'm out of things to say about how awesome this is.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:37pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: It really is so awesome though.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:37pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: /commentbomb
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 10:38pm - ∞

mooka says:: I've been back to look at this about 10 times… I'm still in disbelief. And it get's creepier and better every time.
Posted: May 19th, 2011 - 11:04pm - ∞

C Dub says:: killed it. congrats.
Posted: May 20th, 2011 - 12:01am - ∞

Mat Wiseman says:: You and brokenchopstick are having a fantastic duel this May.
Posted: May 20th, 2011 - 1:16am - ∞

brokenchopstick says:: A duel where EVERYONE WINS! Congrats, Mister Mayor!
Posted: May 20th, 2011 - 3:09am - ∞

Jason says:: gaahhh!

(congrats)
Posted: May 20th, 2011 - 5:42am - ∞

derble says:: ADSLALDSFALDSFNALSDFNADFLASDLNFAD

(didn't get to post yeterday. YOU ARE A WINNER)
Posted: May 20th, 2011 - 8:20am - ∞

ewagoner says:: Holy crap!
Posted: May 20th, 2011 - 12:30pm - ∞

Chavo Del Ocho says:: I'm so glad this got Mayor. I was afraid I was gonna have to shave.
Posted: May 20th, 2011 - 7:23pm - ∞

Site closed!: Unfortunately, Moustache May can't last forever.. the site is closed until 2011.

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