This reminds me of the photo places where you can go and take old timey photos. Except, this has a shadier kind of vibe to it. Like you were forced to join the navy to avoid going to prison. You know what they say about going to jail and going out on deployment? The first day and the last are the longest. I can't believe I typed this much.
A handlebar mustache is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.
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